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Futurespa - Sun Jul 29 2012

03:11 PM #
Olivia Swanson and Duke Manbrow himself were disqualified from the Leisure Island Relay Jog for running too fast. It's a jog, guys. No rush.

03:16 PM #
We were displeased to discover we'd failed to airlift two joggers from Leisure Island after it was over.

03:19 PM #
Reports indicate they were making out behind some cabana fronds. We'll look into trimming those down. Fronds lose their function after 30 ft

03:22 PM #
Also thinking of changing Leisure Island into a peninsula. Name ideas: Cape Leisure Flow; Leisure Luxursula; Leisure Peninsuloads...