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Futurespa - Thu Aug 02 2012

10:29 AM #
Job alert: Can you bust a 20 min freestyle nap no problem? Do you analyze yawns? Future Spa is hiring a new Director of Napping Technology!

05:12 PM #
Sign up for our latest personal development course: Skimboarding On Life's Shorebreak: Controlling Your Emotions One Fat Air at a Time.

05:17 PM #
Future Spa mayor, Vic Chestnut, urges unity between steam room mavens and sauna connoisseurs. "Let's put an end to towel snaps and frowns."

05:25 PM #
Word from the squash courts is that the mid-chalet Courtesy Shop has a fantastic selection of this season's trendiest visors.