10:29 AM #
Job alert: Can you bust a 20 min freestyle nap no problem? Do you analyze yawns? Future Spa is hiring a new Director of Napping Technology!
05:12 PM #
Sign up for our latest personal development course: Skimboarding On Life's Shorebreak: Controlling Your Emotions One Fat Air at a Time.
05:17 PM #
Future Spa mayor, Vic Chestnut, urges unity between steam room mavens and sauna connoisseurs. "Let's put an end to towel snaps and frowns."
05:25 PM #
Word from the squash courts is that the mid-chalet Courtesy Shop has a fantastic selection of this season's trendiest visors.