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Futurespa - Fri Aug 03 2012

12:40 PM #
Some rumblings at the Courtesy Shop. Rumor is the Glo-Mist Visor is being recalled, due to glo-mist clashing with pomade. Details pending...

12:41 PM #
Details revealed! Yeah, apparently excess glo-mist was secreting from the visor, fusing with pomade-covered hair, making hair tough to comb.

12:44 PM #
A cluster of helmet-haired disgruntled consumers were spotted outside the Club, discussing shampoo and conditioning strategies.

12:52 PM #
Refunds for any Glo-Mist Visor purchases will be automatically credited to your Future Spa account. If you own one, please dispose it.