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Futurespa - Mon Oct 01 2012

11:32 AM #
Poll: What's your fave deodorant? Advanced Degree All-Day Fresh; Secret Clinical Solid Waterproof; Old Spice Fiji Mesh; Sure Foam Gel Wave.

11:46 AM #
Feel free to "none of the above" those deod options. If you work as hard as we do, your armcranny may lather deod until it foams... not cool

11:54 AM #
When the deod foams up, it looks like you have rabies pits. Sometimes it's best just to tape natty crystals in there and hope for the best.