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Futurespa - Fri Feb 15 2013

07:44 AM #
At Future Spa, our custodial technicians don't just dispense fresh towels and polydechlorinated sani-wipes, they dispense wisdom.

07:44 AM #
Feeling trapped beneath a massive pile of problems? Tech Sgt Alan suggests: "Slow down. One step at a time. First step: Jiggle The Handle."

07:45 AM #
You might just find that a seemingly-insurmountable problem has a simple solution. #jigglethehandle