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Heckler4Truth - Wed Aug 31 2011

09:17 AM #
In the heart of this city it is for all practical purposes ILLEGAL to go to the bathroom without spending money. Nice job, $Civilization$!

09:18 AM #
(I envy Tina's pee-mobility sometimes.)

05:04 PM #
AMAZING day. [Post-depressing start trying to find somewhere to relieve myself without incurring the wrath of an underpaid McBurger worker]

05:05 PM #
Must get to Mrs. Yin's but will chronicle all later. Short version: I am on a new level now. HUZZAH.