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AnnWelzein - Tue Oct 25 2011

01:16 PM #
Saw that one-armed man with terrible BO at Kroger again. Can't believe what some people have to go through. Life is tough, guys.

01:32 PM #
Oh, God. I think I accidentally took the one-armed man's bag from the supermarket.

01:37 PM #
It's definitely not mine. Think I'd remember buying cottage cheese, five zucchini, Get Regular tea, and seven packs of ultra ribbed condoms.

01:41 PM #
As embarrassing as this is, I gotta get this stuff back to him. He must feel awful, missing an arm and now his groceries.