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AnnWelzein - Wed Oct 26 2011

01:13 PM #
I can't go back to Kroger ever again.

01:22 PM #
Tried to return the groceries, but the teenager behind the counter demanded a receipt.

01:33 PM #
I told him I didn't have a receipt, because they belonged to the one-armed man. That's when the other people in line started laughing.

01:37 PM #
The teenager accused me of stealing, then opened the bag and did a price check on the items. That's when the whole store started laughing.

01:48 PM #
So embarrassed. I guess you shouldn't try to reunite a one-armed man with his cottage cheese and condoms. People will only laugh.