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AnnWelzein - Tue Jul 03 2012

12:54 PM #
The Carlsons are throwing a big bash for the Fourth. Makin' some homemade Go-Gurt for occasion.

12:57 PM #
Go-Gurt is portable yogurt. It's what lawyers and athletes eat when they're on the go. But it costs more. (That's how they get you.)

01:01 PM #
The trick is to buy yogurt in bulk at BJ's, then scoop it all into little plastic baggies. Poke a hole and you're in Go-Gurt city!

02:38 PM #
RIP Andy Griffin. Another legend, gone. Remember, these things come in threes. If you're a Hollywood star, wear a seat belt and stay safe!