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DadBoner - Thu Apr 15 2010

11:35 AM #
Might get the boat out this weekend if it's not too cold. We'll have to see.

11:56 AM #
Ann says we should think about selling the boat because we didn't use it enough last year. BS!

11:57 AM #
The only reason we didn't use it is because we have to go to some dumb friggin' birthday party every weekend!

05:46 PM #
Just found an old Pam Anderson PB in the shed. Can't wait for Ann to go to Target.

05:50 PM #
Ann just saw the charge for my new Calloway driver on the Visa statement. Tiger had is right, man. Women don't understand.

05:52 PM #
Just finished 20 pushups. Still got it.